Howdy everyone, Alex Jones here.

I was recently contacted by a TV production company which was wondering if I had any interest in becoming a TV personality. Obviously they were puppets of the NWO (New World Order) which is an organization run by Socialists and Jews and Bloomberg and aims to take away our guns and arrest people in North Dakota via UFO so I said no, because even a child could tell it was a trap.

But using trusted contacts I have come up with a pitch which I would like to share with you. If I go missing because men come in the night, or because I am inexplicably found in a car in the desert with high blood alcohol levels, then you have a responsibility to make sure this film gets made.

I’m still working on the script, but the plot goes a little like this:

ACT ONE

Fresh off the back of a run of poor results at school (and, as it will later become clear, because his father supports Americans’ second amendment rights to carry firearms to prevent mass democide by government), a young Texan named Marshall is designated as part of a programme to neutralise all our children to further the liberal socialist agenda by maniac and unelected socialist dictator Barry O’Barmy, who is Mexican.

Using his bad marks to make it look like he is depressed, Marshall is coerced into taking Prozac (commonly known as suicide pills or mass-murder pills) by the CIA, becomes insane and begins plotting an atrocity. He plans to use the guns his father bought at the local arms fair on his way home from prison. Fortunately, he draws his plan on a piece of paper, which his uncle Alex Jones finds. He begins to educate the boy about what is going on in the world, explaining that criminal elements within the military-industrial globalist conspiracy orchestrated 9/11 amongst others and that he is being used as part of a worldwide liberal conspiracy to make policy more liberal, like supporting pedophilia. He also makes him switch his suicide pills with bicarbonate of soda which fools the CIA stooge that he has been told is his therapist.

Alex Jones teaches Marshall that the USA just after the revolution was the only free country that has ever existed in the world. In Europe, where guns are banned, everyone is murdering everyone but with knives and iron rods, and most of Britain is usually on fire. It’s also a police state and has the highest crime rate in the world because its flag is the Jolly Roger, which is also the pirate flag. The only exception to this is Switzerland, which has really low crime. This is due to the fact that everyone has a fully loaded M4A1 Carbine under the bed rather than wealth equality and a deeply-held sense of collective responsibility.

ACT TWO

Together, the two secretly strike a diplomatic alliance with Switzerland, which is the only other country in the world that the CIA and the Russian-funded NWO hasn’t got to yet. They discover that the US government has secretly made plans to invite foreign troops onto US soil.

They hijack the CNN TV tower by sneaking in past the immigrant guards, who are agents of the bankopoly, and broadcast the message of truth, which can also be found on infowars.com or my latest DVD, Endgame: The Blueprint for Global Enslavement, which retails for $19.95 on my website for a limited time only. Then Alex Jones beats Piers Morgan at boxing on the way down.

President O’Barmy has to interrupt his trip which is focused on promoting the spread of carcinogenic nuclear power to counteract the growing movement for political change. With Alex Jones at the head, and Marshall, who is now sane, as his deputy, they lead the charge on the CIA and the NWO. The call themselves “The Minutemen”. The banking system collapses because most of America draws its money out of Bloomberg and financial support from the official Chinese government collapses.

ACT THREE

Moving to the White House, Alex Jones and Marshall are chased by the police, who are slaves to the NWO. I thought we could put some explosions of some kind here, because everyone loves those. The police are gaining on them because they have a supercharged American muscle-car whereas Alex Jones and Marshall are in a foreign-built Toyota Prius they found. Alex Jones realises he will have to sacrifice himself for the nation, so he turns the car round and diverts the police, which allows Marshall to escape to the White House for the final showdown with the President. As Marshall makes his way into the belly of the beast, you can hear Alex Jones screaming “For God, and for FREEDOM!” as the police inject him with mercury and force-feed him fluoride water.

Marshall arrives in the Oval Office, where a thin, haggard President O’Barmy has gone insane and is desperately poring over plans, like Hitler in the last days of the Reich. He shoots him with one of his fifty-four semi-automatic rifles. Just as he is dying, O’Barmy reveals that he had no choice and that he was actually forced to act that way by his overlords at the NWO. As the light fades from his eyes, he reveals that the NWO is headed by the Queen of England, who is the head of the House of Hannover, the family that has ruled the world since the early 19^th Century and who have an agenda built around eugenics.

The film ends as we see Marshall re-load his gun and look off into the middle distance. He says “To London, then. But first, to save my uncle, popular radio broadcaster and best-selling author Alex Jones who runs the website infowars.com. Only the truth will truly set us free again.”